Monday, 25 July 2016
Listen Ladies! The New Dating Rules for 2015
For every girl watching “He’s Just Not That Into You”, scanning
Audible.com for self-help books or making their best friend’s ear bleed
with exhausting inner monologues about the boy who hasn’t responded to
any texts; listen up! It’s about time we stop bullshitting ourselves and
stop taking bullshit. So after years of bad dates, great dates, loves,
losses and the things I don’t have the balls to say to my friends’
face, I’ve compiled some tips for girls dating in 2014. I’ve applied
these to my own life, and I’ll just say I wasn’t crying or giving myself
bangs this Valentine’s Day.
1. If you don’t want to be treated like an option, stop making yourself an option.
Eliminate the words “or”, “maybe” and
“thoughts?” from your dating vocabulary. When you give a
Wednesday, 20 July 2016
14 Totally Random Encounters That Ended In Sex
1. Wrong number, right timing.
Work. Phone call. Wrong number. Ask her to meet. We go out for drinks. Sex in her studio. Never to be seen again.
2. The old “Can I borrow your plunger?” trick.
Old neighbor asked if she could borrow my plunger.3. Held a girl’s hair while she puked.
Was drunk and high at a party, held a girl’s hair while she puked. Ended up together for almost a year.4. Fixed a girl’s computer in the dorms.
Fixed a girl’s computer in the dorms, she added me on AIM and asked if I wanted to watch a movie with her. We never watched the movie. This led to a six-month booty-call arrangement. Twas a weird point in my life.5. Yakety Sex.
I made a stupid video in college of squirrels eating to “Yakety Sax” that went viral and it had my AIM screen name in the credits. I got a fan club and ended up penetrating a fat girl in New Jersey.Sunday, 12 June 2016
Saturday, 4 June 2016
10 Women Confess The One Thing Guys Do That Gets Them Into Bed Every Time
1. Let me catch you staring at me.
“I’m
such a sucker for that special moment when you catch a guy who wants to
fuck your brains out later staring at you. Maybe I’m reading a menu
intently or looking off into space as I wait for a guy to return from
the bathroom at a restaurant and I eventually turn to see him standing
dead still a few feet away, admiring me. It’s better if he doesn’t say a
word. He could be thinking the sweetest or the most depraved thoughts
in that moment—doesn’t matter. What matters is that he’s hungry for me,
and that I’m clearly the key to satisfying his needs.”
— Antonia, 30
2. Compliment the way I move.
“Sex is about action—two ravenous, naked people rolling around together as harmoniously as possible, their bodies interlocking in one position and then mutating into another—so motion is important. I would so much rather a guy comment on the way I’m gesturing or moving than say something about how I look. Maybe he tells me he likes the way I gesticulate when I’m talkingFriday, 3 June 2016
10 Definitive Ways To Tell You’re In Love WithThe Right Someone
Falling in love is one of the most exciting, rewarding and scariest things you could ever do. Once you’re in love with someone, it’s hard to remember how you lived without him or her. Of course, you were alive before you met this person, but you really didn’t start “living” until the two of you met. I remember when I first fell in love with my girlfriend; it was a very scary feeling, as I had managed to elude love for the entirety of my life before her. I specifically remember the transition from when I liked Vanessa to when I began to love her. Vanessa went from being someone who made me smile to being the greatest catalyst of the happiness and joy in my life. She went from a gorgeous girl I met to the most beautiful girl I know. She went from my crush to the love of my life. Everyone experiences love differently, and at different times. Even the meaning of love is extremely subjective, but I say for certain that anyone who’s experienced it knows it’s the best feeling ever. Here are 10 ways to know if you might be in love — rather than in like — with someone:
Thursday, 2 June 2016
Wednesday, 1 June 2016
Iyanya cover celebrity for La Mode Magazine 10th edition ‘’Classic Man Issue’’
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